sanctuary.

You know, Lou's genius really astounds me sometimes. He's starting his 'theme nights' up again last week. I thought he figured out, like, a year ago that that shit doesn't sell? Themes are for children and theme parks, so mainly just children. Then again, boys never do grow up. They just get older. But whatever. First up's villain night about two weeks from now, and I have always wanted to tackle "Hellfire." Should be fun.

Anybody catch SNL this weekend? I don't usually tune in, not really my thing, but oh my god. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life! And when I wasn't laughing? I was wishing I was black. Yeah, seriously. Anyone who can pull this off and still look fantastic is just.... ugh. I can even verbalize how she makes me feel.

So thanks, Nicki Minaj. You've given me a raging case of ass envy that will probably never go away. I do hope you're pleased with yourself, you magnificent, ridiculous bitch.

To celebrate the end of the holiday season (ugh, "Santa Baby," I will not miss you), Happy Endings is throwing an end-of-the-year bash on the 31st, just for us reincarnates. If you haven't been before, now would be the time to come check us out. The entertainment's top-notch, and the booze... well, it ain't cheap, but at least it's worth it! Come on, ring in the new year the right way. You know you want to.

Well, kids, it's that time of year again! It's been awhile since I've actually gotten on this thing and asked, so – Phoebus? Quasi? You out there, pretty boys?

No? Eh, can't say I'm surprised. Eleven years and it's still just me. Ah, well. For the rest of you, though, I'm Esme, which is not short for Esmeralda, but hey, might as well be, right? Funny how we all seem to bleed together after awhile. Congratulations, universe. You win with your irony!

( The only fool I see is you! )